the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
“i dont need feminism because—” great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care
iPhone selfies while I binge-watch The Good Wife online… yolo?
I can’t even describe to you what a fucking delight Elon James White’s twitter feed is today. (2 Nov 2014) #DudesGreetingDudes is now trending, pass it on.
i’m not trying to turn this into a cat tumblr. but look at these things.
oh, and cats. tina and jimmy jr.
also i guess i have red hair now
whoa i kinda forgot about tumblr
oh hey, i still wear clothes sometimes. and i saw daughter at the taft last night.
oh hi. belated birthday outfit. so, i’m 25. and i celebrated by getting embarrassingly drunk. adulthood.
i am the worst at tumblr. and picture quality. oops.
but hi. i think i wore this the weekend before last? whenever i was last allowed out of the lab (and also didn’t hate human interaction). first date. there will not be a second. consolation: bourbon.
oh hi, i still wear things sometimes. there are flamingos on my shorts.
fellowship is insane. so much chemistry. all of the chemistry. organometallics forever.
not dead, just hibernating. i still wear clothes, sometimes. hi guys.